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Derek Zoolander is not impressed

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My first experience at Popeye’s involved the cashier screaming “I NEED MORE SPICY BREASTS!!!!”

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awwww-cute:

My cat really takes guarding her tower seriously

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[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

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[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

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[step 3] move in for the kill

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I’m crying omg

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When the locking mechanism on my seat belt goes off. You can’t control my life seatbelt!

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

castielwinchestqueer:

soufflesagainstthedaleks:

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on myimage

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your weary

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carrie underwood on my one way sign microsoft word sun there’ll bee puzzle piece when pointing city lays potato chips your weary tennis racket to brown bear don’t you dean winchester no more

[guitar solo]

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supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

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The beauty of going through old photos

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neptunes-salty-butthole:

SO I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT AND TRYING TO BUILD A HOUSE AND I FORGOTTEN THAT I HAD A NICOLASE CAGE TEXTURE PACK THEN IS STARTED RAINING I FUCKIGN SCREAMED

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redditrage:

I was having a really shitty morning… Reddit helped save it with a good laugh at the breakfast table… #reddit #repost #justgirlythings by spookym3 http://ift.tt/1oy2Vhq

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